Toxicity Remedy & the Natural Fake Tan

The unspeakable has happened.

Yes, indeed, the time has cometh.What, you ask? Wait for it… wait for it…

I’ve turned orange.

From the spirulina.

Seriously, my whole body has this orange tint that people are commenting that I look very tan and glowing, but its not a tan! Particularly on my palms and face I am ORANGE!

Perhaps this is my billion dollar claim to fame – I’ve discovered the ultimate fake tan!!!

Now come on, I only eat it every day, for every meal, and rarely anything else… is that too much to ask!?

The general consensus, and I’ll have to confirm this, but it seems that the high amount of beta-carotene in spirulina is turning me orange…

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